literallyrad:

THIS IS JACKSON ROD STUART HOPPING MY WAY TO HISTORY

literallyrad:

THIS IS JACKSON ROD STUART HOPPING MY WAY TO HISTORY

(via erudies)

whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

I did this one time to my brother in law, who doesn’t like me and he gave me the meanest look, it was so worth it.

(via thefuuuucomics)

inteligasm:

actionjacksonlovesbbq:

I wish more cartoons taught young girls that if a man harasses you or annoys you or whatever you should blow him up with a bazooka and feel no remorse :)))

Ivy leaned back to avoid the propulsion blast. They’ve done this before.

(via thefuuuucomics)

spookyarcherprince:

jacknightshadefrost:

marquis-de-sutera:

torch-dick:

Bayonetta. I’m okay with this.

LITTLE MAC

Jokes on you, I played the ROTG game last. 

I REALLY need to stop playing Diablo III…..

John marathon in red dead redemption? I’ll take it.

spookyarcherprince:

jacknightshadefrost:

marquis-de-sutera:

torch-dick:

Bayonetta. I’m okay with this.

LITTLE MAC

Jokes on you, I played the ROTG game last. 

I REALLY need to stop playing Diablo III…..

John marathon in red dead redemption? I’ll take it.

(via moan-s)

I want my nipples pierced so bad, I’m always so back and forth on getting them done.

I want my nipples pierced so bad, I’m always so back and forth on getting them done.

(via promise-me-it-will-all-be-okay)

For anyone who thinks a job in the army where you get to deal with missiles and radars and shit would be exciting, my husband would beg to differ.

For anyone who thinks a job in the army where you get to deal with missiles and radars and shit would be exciting, my husband would beg to differ.

literaryghoul:

unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole

(via demon-eyes-and-pecan-pies)

Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible. — Things I’ll teach my children (via wanksclub)

(via promise-me-it-will-all-be-okay)

Dream body. 👌🙌😩

Dream body. 👌🙌😩

(via promise-me-it-will-all-be-okay)

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